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Story Story Die! (Sort of)

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Post by SHiNYxUmbreon on Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:09 pm

Alright, each player has to come up with the next bit of a text following the previous post, making a story. It is really simple. The story can be funny or serious, adding in whomever or whatever you want. Posts can be as long as you wish, just don't go overboard.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:56 am

Once there was a kid named Johnny. Johnny really liked playing with model airplanes; his favorite one was a 747 passenger jet.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by KENDARRR on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:04 am

That was until Johnny rode in his first 747. He was sitting in coach as any other 12 year old would be, when...
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:05 am

George W. Bush and his gang of terrorist Jews hijacked the plane! They were going to fly it into the WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!!!!!
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Mr. Freeze on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:07 am

Luckily the Nazis were there to save the day under President Hitler, but Johnny lost his left eye in the event and suffered PTSD as a result.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by KENDARRR on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:08 am

To this day he never looks at planes quite the same. Pun intended.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:11 am

On a related note, Johnny had a sister named Megan, who was a lesbian, and a father and mother who enjoyed beating up gay people because homosexuality is wrong. Megan had never told her parents that she was a queer.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Mr. Freeze on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:14 am

One day, when faced with Johnny's ironic punny trauma, Megan tried to calm herself down by asking out this really hot chick in her class who she really liked. It didn't work out, but the kinda mediocre chick next to her was moved by her plight and decided that they'd be best queer friends.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by KENDARRR on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:16 am

Also, Megan was a complete cunt, so her parents beat her anyway.
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Post by Mr. Freeze on Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:23 am

Horrified by her best queer friend's parents, Megan's mediocre queer friend tried to intervene with a musical number, prompting Megan's parents to call the cops and have the queers rightfully arrested, prosecuted and flailed to death with wet pool noodles.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by SHiNYxUmbreon on Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:06 pm

Before the wet noodle flailing could commence the two best queer friends for ever were saved...by Optimus Prime. The Autobot savior turned into a pink helicopter, flying them to safety. Or, so they thought...
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:30 pm

But he was really flying them to a rainbow factory! Rainbows are actually made of people, and faggots make the best rainbows. Optimus Prime was going to take the two young sinners to their final destination.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by MajorFunParts on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:34 pm

On the way Optimus crashed into an island where a crazy mexican captured them and asked a simple question, do you know the definition of insanity? (OHHHHHHHHH! Far cry 3 reference!)
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:40 pm

They didn't so he punched them both in the cunt and ran away to America so he could escape the Mexican police.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by KENDARRR on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:28 pm

The Mexican police got there just in time to save the queers of from starvation. But then they noticed they were queers, so they let them die and went to pursue the crazed Mexican with their own brand of street justice.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Mr. Freeze on Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:24 pm

The Mexican (affectionately titled "Pedro") then hopped the border from the ocean and escaped into America, where he met a talking squirrel who liked to go on adventures chasing after the nuts of men.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:59 pm

This squirrel was named Makoto and she was a total slut and also incredibly cheap. Pedro hoped to score but she wasn't into Mexicans. He tried to rape her but she spammed her triangle attack until his head exploded from blunt force trauma.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by MajorFunParts on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:04 pm

Meanwhile.....
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:05 pm

President Osama bin Laden was sitting in the Oval Office, planning evil communist Muslim things like the antichrist he is. He steepled his fingers and laughed maniacally! He had the perfect plan! The plan was...
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by MajorFunParts on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:08 pm

To force everyone to watch MLP.
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by Trollestia on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:10 pm

This was the most diabolical plan ever. My Little Pony promotes evil things like communism, monarchies, and friendship. Osama was going to destroy America with PONIES!
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Re: Story Story Die! (Sort of)

Post by KENDARRR on Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:21 pm

Fortunately Stalin was taken out of his cryogenic sleep so he could take back the Communist thrown, and make sure such a disgraceful plan didn't come in to action.
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