So I got new internet...

...and it's even shittier than the old one! Good job! Clearly we didn't need fios or some shit like what MY FRIEND FUCKING HAS THAT MAKES HER INTERNET SO GODLY FAST. Yep, we didn't need that shit at all~ Nope, we just needed the wonderful upgrade to make our internet twice, wowie zowie! TWICE! What a bargain!, as slow! Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaa FUCK YOU ALL!

This has been a rant fueled by pent up anger for the past month presented by yours truly~

This isn't even the worst it's been at...
Let's all brag about how shitty our internet is! Take a speed test and post your results!
Kenstar, you're banned from telling us about your internet.

Behold teh sexy. Kenstar's got it even better

Goddamn that's hot! I'm envious.
Here's mine:

We all have the same internet provider... Gilgamesh lives like three football fields away from Mr. Freeze... WHY DO TWO OF US HAVE SHITTY INTERNET WHILE THE OTHER HAS GREAT INTERNET?
Oh well, at least good internet can't save Mr. Freeze from my Icy Spycicle of Doom!