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MR. FREEZE REVIEWS GURREN LAGANN??

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MR. FREEZE REVIEWS GURREN LAGANN??

Post by Mr. Freeze on Sat May 18, 2013 4:24 am

WARNING: SPOILERS ABOUND!

Requested by Ghirahim



Mr. Freeze Reviews:


TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN




Man, I love this show. It's the coolest thing to ever exist. I jizz in my pants watching it. It makes me ascend to a higher plane of existence. Kamina is my god. Did I mention I love this show?


The Concept in a Nutshell
What do you get when you take one cup of drills, one teaspoon of mecha, a pint of Kamina, and put it together with a touch of impossibility? YOU GET FUCKING GURREN LAGANN BITCHES


My rating system is not required for this show because it scored above the standard 40 out of 40. How is that possible? I kicked logic to the curb.


The Story
OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS AWESOME KAMINA IS AWESOME 10/10 WAIT NO OH MY GOD KAMINA DIED 0/10 BUT WAIT THEN THINGS GOT BETTER AND AWESOME SHIT HAPPENED AND WOAH SIMON GREW UP HE'S KINDA HANDSOME AND KAMINA-ISH NOW 100/10

WAIT

WHAT ABOUT CENTRAL THEMES?

KICK LOGIC TO THE CURB AND MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE

THAT'S HOW TEAM GURREN ROLLS

The Visuals
KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA KAMINA

KAMINA OUT OF KAMINA

The Voice Acting
NIA IS STARFIRE

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID 10/10

The Soundtrack
ROW ROW
FIGHT DA POWA
AWESOME/10

Final Notes before the verdict: THEY THROW FUCKING GALAXIES MAN

The Verdict
INFINITY+1 OUT OF NEGATIVE INFINITY. THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S SO GREAT IT'S INFINITY PLUS ONE ABOVE ZERO, WHICH IS ANOTHER FUCKING INFINITY ABOVE NEGATIVE INFINITY. THAT'S A LOT OF INFINITIES. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S HOW TEAM GURREN ROLLS MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


(real review coming soon...?)
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Re: MR. FREEZE REVIEWS GURREN LAGANN??

Post by The Candyman on Fri May 31, 2013 3:48 pm

Your's is the score that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
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