Poker Night 2

It fucking sucks. It's impossible for me to win; every fucking time I have an amazing hand and my opponent has shit, the last card is always exactly what they need for a straight or a flush. It's absolute fucking bullshit and my brother, who's been playing the game at the same time as me, always has infinitely better luck than I do.
I can't even bluff my opponents out because they ALWAYS GO ALL IN ON THEIR OPENING HAND. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCARE THEM INTO FOLDING IF THEY DO THAT. FUCK.

I'll post video evidence of the computers being cheaters in a week or so. I'll just record every game and show that this whole fucking game is rigged against me and me alone.

I'll believe it when it see it. Not really, most CPU are cheaters anyhow.